February 2011
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December 2010
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Beautiful
Dad: New vest came today. $169 retail for $9 on eBay! I’m beautiful in it!
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Yankee Candle
Dad: You could poop your pants in the yankee candle store and no one would know.
Popular
Mom: Btw, I now have 44 facebook friends. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Walked the dog.
Mom: Walked the dog.
Me: Thanks!
Mom: He pooped twice and ate sticks
Tomatoes
Mom: Favorite veggie…go!
Me: uhmm….
Mom: JUST SAY TOMATOES
Me: why?
Mom: I LOVE TOMATOES
BBMing
Dad: BBM me when you get there!
Me: You have a Nokia.
Lonely Texts
Dad: Are you getting this?!
Dad: Answer me i can’t hear you
Dad: I think i over eat.
Dad: I think i’m just talking to myself
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Finals: Spider Solitaire
Mom: Hi honey! I miss you! I’m playing Spider Solitaire right now. Steve (the weird painter guy) is over painting the living room. I picked out a REALLY pretty purple. I love purple. Hope exams are going well and you are happy! DO NOT FEEL LIKE A FUCK UP!!!!!!!
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Mom: Can you please call me when you need to be picked up! Don’t do anything stupid! :-)8
Me: What is that emoticon?
Mom: bowtie man! He doesn’t do anything stupid
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